While I was preparing a syllabus for a new course, two entertaining sayings jumped to my mind.
The first was made by the master — Michel Foucault. During one of his lectures at Victoria University in Toronto in 1982, he nicely remarked:
“Has everyone read these texts? Yes? No? Nobody? Well, I will have to punish you, that’s for sure! I’m not going to tell you how… That’s a surprise for the last day!”
(Dire vrai sur soi-même, 2017, p. 189; spotted on Stuart Elden’s blog)
The next one is a witty observation by a political scientist Paul Musgrave:
“As a professor, Fox News tells me I can turn my students into Communists and experience tells me I can’t even make them do the readings.” (28 March 2017)